About Us

Colombian thug from Queens meets young feisty redhead from the ‘burbs. He is 9 years, 10 months & 12 days older than her.

This here website was established a few months shy of our two year anniversary.

We met in early April of 2009 at the restaurant where I worked. We got a lot more serious that summer, and fell madly in love by the fall. Our relationship thrives on low drama, high transparency, inappropriate jokes, and really good food. We make each other better.

We became engaged in October of 2011 and bought a house together that December (here’s a tour!).  We have an adorably annoying red brindle and white pit bull named Ruby. We were married in October of 2012.

We want this to be an account of our lives together: where we go, what we eat, what we make, what we read, what we see. Something that we’ll enjoy reflecting back on.

I often write about my sisters: A, B, and Y. A is the oldest and & recently moved back from the UK. B is older than me & lives locally with her fiancé. Y is the youngest and is going into the military as an officer after she graduates from university.

We’re not looking for unsolicited opinions. If you don’t like who we are, or what we write, then don’t follow the blog. If you find yourself unable to stop reading to the point of preoccupation or obsession, please consult a psychiatrist. If your erection lasts longer than four hours, please seek medical attention.

Right now, all of the entries are written by Candice.